Mortified wife buys hubby a VERY x-rated birthday banner from Home Bargains and only realises when his mum points it out

A WIFE was left mortified after mistakenly buying a very rude balloon banner for her husband’s birthday.

It was only when mum blogger Laura Belbin sent her mum a picture that she noticed that something was hilariously wrong with the sign.

The Instagrammer had purchased the balloon sign from Home Bargains not realising the 'B' had been replaced with a 'G'.

"We're just going to ignore the fact that it's a bit deflated," she said. "We're just going to focus on the G."

Before panning across the sign and revealing that it said "Happy Girthday".

Before she noticed the rude error, Laura sent a photo of the kids and her husband Steve posing under the sign.

Her mum replied, "Oh, Laura, Happy Girthday… are you referring to how wide his penis is?"

Mortified, Laura realised what she'd sent.

"No! It was supposed to be a 'b'!" she replied.

"Home Bargains," she wrote on Instagram. "You have let me down."

She continued: "You allowed my mother to believe I purchased a f***ing balloon set for my husband – which by the way is as easily blown up as a squirrel blowing it up – half of them deflated within 40 seconds… Only to leave it looking like a G…"

"Happy Girthday," she continued. "That's right Steve, I want to celebrate the day that you were birthed onto this planet, with the width of your penis."

"Just so you know, it's not exponentially large," she said. "Certainly not large enough that I would want to get a f***ing balloon set to celebrate it!"

This article was originally published on Kidspot, and has been republished with permission.

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