Chris Evans’ Response To His Dick Pic Slip-Up Is… Kind Of Patriotic?

I truly never imagined that I would be using the terms "dick pic" and "patriotic" in the same sentence, but Chris Evans’ response to his dick pic slip-up is honestly… well… patriotic. The actor took to Twitter on Sept. 14, two days after accidentally posting a dick pic to his Instagram Story, to acknowledge the situation and encourage his fans to vote all at once. "Now that I have your attention," he began alongside a palm-to-face emoji and a shrug emoji. "VOTE Nov 3rd!!!"

See what I mean? It’s patriotic. But, also, it’s how he acknowledged his dick pic, so here I am once again using "dick pick" and "patriotic" in the same sentence. Just when I thought 2020 couldn’t throw me any more curveballs.

Needless to say, people on Twitter are absolutely freaking loving it. And, of course, they’re wasting no time making their own dick jokes. Actress Aisha Tyler quoted Evans’ tweet alongside this hilarious message:

Host Hunter March also had an absolutely LOL take on Evans’ tweet, simply writing: "I’m pretty sure he leans left." Director Rian Johnson also could not resist a good dick joke opportunity:

Obvi there were also some Captain America jokes thrown in here and there. "He did it for democracy," tweeted writer Francis Maxwell. "He really is Captain America."

Finally, the hosts of Chicks in the Office officially dubbed him "king." I’m here for it.

To be fair, Mark Ruffalo hilariously made Evans’ dick pic political before Evans had a chance to go encourage people to go vote. He wrote on Twitter on Sept. 12, shortly after the Evans set the Internet on fire by accidentally posting a screen recording of his recent pictures that happened to include a black and white shot of what very much appeared to be his ding-a-ling:


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